Ways To Screw Up Your Semester. (=

Go to class with your pyjamas and when the lecturer start teaching, take out your big pillow and sleep.... don’t forget to snore loudly.

-Every 15 minutes of the class, raise up the hand and ask the lecturer for permission to go to the toilet until he/she get annoyed and scold you... if he/she does.. roll down on the floor and cry..-

-Punch the guy beside you and get into a fight, and when your lecturer asked what is happening, complain to him that is that guy who started it.

- Raise up your hand to ask question, then stand up and pretend to faint.

- Make paper aeroplane and throw it to your lecturer, try to aim for his head see if the plane will get stuck on his overly gelled hair... and prays that he will not notice it...

When your lecturer is giving some very important fact or formula about a subject, suddenly laugh out loud, and when he ask what happen? Say that you thought he was joking.

- Cheer and whistle whenever your lecturer says something.

- Bring your toy transformers or barbie dolls into the lecture hall... and play with it

- Moon the lecturer...