You want to know about my personal life?

Isn't it funny how people you know won't talk to you unless they happen to hear rumours about your personal life and would start talking to you only because they want to hear the full, glorified version with the juicy details thrown in.

You really want to know isit? Lemme check with the boss first.

But apologies, because the details of my life is kept in a tight safe box.

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