10 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"



2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.



3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.



4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.



5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.



6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.



7. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.



8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.



9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.



10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

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