I smell sex and candy.

Yesterday, i had to attend the Kumon Advanced-something-something-something for the very, very bright students who are way advanced in their learning.

So i was in JB for the whole day and couldn't receive any messages. But when i was around the radius of starhub's reception, the messages started coming in and my handphone started vibrating so much so that if it were a vibrator, i won't need a man.

But only one message stood out.

Right.

It's the first day of school and the only thing that we learn is to find all your long. lost-in-holiday-mood friends.

And i missed President Star Charity last night! Which means that i missed Taufiks' performance.

I am waiting for the repeat telecast.