The 10 Commandment of Love

• Thou shall always love the girl
• Thou shall not let passion overcome
• Thou shall always give in to her
• Thou shall not have two girls
• Thou shall obey and honour her
• Thou shall always date her out
• Thou shall not be late for dates
• Thou shall always hold her hands when she says 'No'
• Thou shall not make a fool out of her
• Thou shall always keep her away from evil
• Thou shall always kiss her from leaving.